Bouji Boner

A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.

After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.

by NorthernExposurePole February 09, 2015

Boner Jihad

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.

E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.

by Cleonator October 22, 2011

Boner Jam

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.

"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."

by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021

Bravado Boner

When you're acting tough and you get a stiffy from it.

Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a bravado Boner.

Rick: Word.

by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018

cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited

Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!

by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

dog boner

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?

"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"

by Plpzlol September 03, 2015

Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.

Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...

by Daho October 17, 2010