ballooned

The act of being extremely blazed off a volcano vaporizer

"Peavey got completely ballooned in Dougie's room last night.

by Nelson Carson November 3, 2007

balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop

"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.

by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008

Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.

Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.

by James Gracie August 23, 2011

crabby balloon

similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.

girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.

by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008

sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.

tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*

by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009

klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.

yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!

by deejzzle August 11, 2010

Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.

Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?

by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014