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Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
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baffoon

describing the mental faux-intellectual behavior of trump; trumpian
He spoke like a baffoon when he exclaimed, like it was a news flash, that no one knew Abraham Lincoln was a republican.
by Kitty 54321 May 29, 2018
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befront

Everyone has a behind. But, befronts are reserved for those in the population who carry enough weight in their lower midsection that it looks like a butt in the front, hence the term befront. Befronts are also akin to F.U.P.A.'s. Befront is a less vulgar term than F.U.P.A. and can be used in the presence of children, the elderly, and with more refined company.
All of Helene's pants accentuate her befront.
by Scherill January 19, 2008
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befondled

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.
I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me
by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013
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Baffoon

Annonymous:'' You abslote Baffoon, You complete Moron !, You've been fooled by the simple'est tricks Ever ! ''
by E-102 Gamma September 14, 2019
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Bedford

A rather small school in Michigan that is ran by teachers that don’t give a crap about anything, and expect you to know everything. Kids also do crack in the bathrooms and you get mugged in the bathrooms quite a lot (speaking from experience)
John: Bro did you hear about Bedford?
Joe: Yeah, it was Fight Week Pt. 2 last week
John: Yeah! (11/4-11/8/19)
by Bystander-pineapple November 12, 2019
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before i die dance guy

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk
at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
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