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The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011
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The Battle of Navarino

A battle during the Greek War of Independence. It was a critical naval battle that occurred in the Bay of Navarino. Where the British, French and Russian Navies stepped in to help the Greek revolutionaries against the Ottoman empire. You might say SAILED in! Harharhar... This battle has been the center of stress, hate, laughs, pain, achievement, failure, downfall, uprising and insanity for the past 3 months of my life. NHD will be avenged...
"The Battle of Navarino sure is interesting!"

"Not for 4 months straight. Fuck NHD!"
by Rob199619961996 January 26, 2012
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cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.
"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"
by JC_Cali November 23, 2013
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Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).
I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!
by Iamsogood April 24, 2014
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hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime
Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed
by Xxann October 15, 2014
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Brittle Battlebones Syndrome

When a person plays Battlefield online so much they get Carpal Tunnel
Joseph could not participate in the Battlefield tournament due to Brittle Battlebones Syndrome.
by apachebeard February 1, 2015
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Spotify battle

When two or more people with the same Spotify account fight over what music is playing on the account
Nothing is more intense than a Spotify battle with your sister
by Thatlamptalks June 20, 2017
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