Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.

Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!

by surfdog March 10, 2009

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

shit in a barrel

a comment said when something goes wrong or bad

Joe: Look man, theres no where to poop.
Alex: Shit in a barrel man.... a big barrel

by Slex Amall December 10, 2006

trash-barrel-whore

The lowest sort of sleazy stripper who steals customers' money every chance she gets, yet is so frigid she's never even had an orgasm.

I thought Angela had the most smokin' body in Club Fantasies, but when I tried to bang her, she turned out to be nothing but a trash-barrel-whore, strung out on ecstacy with a busted pussy.

by bk666 July 12, 2006

Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.

Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Barryton

A podunk town located in central lower Michigan, 35 miles from Central Michigan University. Known for its dilapidated bar, Murphy's, Barryton does not have a stop light. It's one of those towns that Alan Jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you'll ever eat is butchered and sold at Hometown Grocery and going to Wal Mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. In Barryton you can't take a shit without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. The majority of Barryton's youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.Located on M66, Barryton it's a "don't blink" kind of town.

Barrytoner 1: "Hey what's goin' on tonight?"

Barrytoner 2: "Oh, we're headin' up to Murph's for a few and then goin' to the sandhill with our quads. You up for it?"

Barrytoner 1: "Yeah I'm down for Murph's but I gotta open at William's in the mornin'"

by ClassyAnorexic April 6, 2008