Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.
Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.
Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.
by Hanie123 December 6, 2009
Get the Awkward Penis mug.Standing in an elevator alone with a naked old man, impatiently waiting to get to your floor which, of course, has to be at the top floor. Suddenly seconds extend to minutes, minutes to hours.
by bubbleygarl April 8, 2011
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Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the The Patrick Star award mug.an uncomfertable or strainge moment in a scocal situation resulting from the meating of sketch and prude. the balence between the two contrasting partys creates the awkard fealing. in any awkard situation you should be able to identify the sketch and the prude.
when the forigin extange student walkied in on the two girls changing and just stood there, it was such an awkward situation. he was the sketch for being there and not leaving, and they were the prudes because they were uncomfterable about being naked.
by jeszett June 3, 2006
Get the awkward mug.An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
Get the Delbert Award mug.1) A situation where it does not hit you right away. Once it is realized, the person then angrily (or amusingly) smacks the other person in the face with their palm, hence an awkward starfish.
2) An excuse to jokingly slap the other person
2) An excuse to jokingly slap the other person
Person A: Firing a rifle hurts my finger..
Person B: LOL
Person A: ............
Person A: AWKWARD STARFISH *slap*
Person B: LOL
Person A: ............
Person A: AWKWARD STARFISH *slap*
by evilgoo May 28, 2009
Get the Awkward starfish mug.n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."
Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*
by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007
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