august 9

National suck a dick day

Today’s August 9th and u know what that means

by Caigeo October 13, 2019

augustana

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.

boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.

by euniceee July 18, 2006

August 17th

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 6

If you are born on August 6th your a prick, but really good with the girls

Are you born in August 6?
Yh,
So, how many girls have you had over the years

by Dont shag ur cousin (alabama) November 2, 2019

Auruphillia

Someone sexually attracted to money (as Pieter Bredenkamp from Quora would describe it) the word Auru is rooting from the Latin word Aurum, gold. And Phillia means the almost obscene sexual attraction to something.

“Look at Bianca with that rich man who is older than her father.”
“I know she, she must have auruphillia.”

by Mitlove_105 December 26, 2019

August

He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.

August is a bit weird but it's all a show he's awesome

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020

August 6

National simp day The only day you get to be a simp

That girl so bad but im no simp
Your in luck today is August 6

by YMCA faca August 5, 2020