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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
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Breakup AIDS

Breakup-AIDS, noun.

Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.

Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.

Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016
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Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
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flava-aid

1. Generic Kool-Aid
2. A yet-to-be-invented drug that helps white people rap?
3. An assistant to Flava-Flav?
Mix a little flava-aid with your cocaine and you'll have yourself some purple boogers, you know, for Easter.
by Johnny J-Rockability March 10, 2011
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Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat
Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 10, 2020
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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Big Aids

A nickname for the superiors. You achieve this after being named Aidan, or Aidyn for 10 years, then you will be promoted to Aids. After mastering the name of AIDS... you will become Big Aids! Big Aids is the scariest of names and if someone is named that... run away and don’t stop running or big aids will give you the big aids!
Me: what’s ur name
Big AIDS: big aids
Me: Oh no! *runs away*
by Ok Ginger December 25, 2019
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