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egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.
person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole
by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016
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answers-addicted-asshole

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...
Mary is a real answers-addicted-asshole
by The Hex December 25, 2008
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Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.
Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.
by chicken&fish June 18, 2009
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Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.
George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.
by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011
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Asshole Sex

a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.
by zedo July 28, 2006
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hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.
' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '
by ozzie69 June 9, 2005
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flabby asshole

when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult
by awesomeman January 15, 2005
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