Ashley's believe that if you don'
t get married you can'
t have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a
lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.
Person 1: "
Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"
Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."
Ashley: "My
lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."
Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a
blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"
Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))