asain goggles

It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.

When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.

by Robbie Young April 7, 2004

Mad as a cut snake

Insane, disturbed, strange in the head

"He slept with the stripper and invited her to the wedding the next day. When he got there he drank all the cider, staggered up the aisle, then paused to light a cigarette during his vows. That cat is as mad as a cut snake"

by dansemacarbe June 6, 2008

loose as a goose

referring to a female and her vagina after so much sex

after sleeping with all the guys on the block, she ended up loose as a goose.

by Angel_& Ur Mom October 10, 2006

bare-foot as a yard dog

Not wearing shoes in public

See a girl bare-foot in Wal-Mart. "That bitch is bare-foot as a yard dog"

by Assieanne July 14, 2006

Sick as a dog

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009

fine as a mug

To say that a bitch is fine as hell.
Often used by Tropical Jenkins Phenomenon.

Daaamn....that bitch was fine as a mug!!!

by JCIZZLE January 12, 2005

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

by josh1991 November 27, 2006