afterclap

Occurs when one person enjoys a show or presentation more than everyone else in the room. They then proceed to continue clapping moments after the rest of the audience has stopped.

Did you see Tim's mom? Tim can't even sing that well, but his mom was definitely good for an afterclap!

by IfIWerePresident August 27, 2009

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

afters

Dessert. Sweets served after Dinner.

Did she make you afters?

by Aedan May 18, 2004

Afterlife

An alternate existence after the end of this existence. The concept originated due to a lack of understanding of what it is like to not exist that eventually lead to a fear in non existence and thus allowed the concept of the afterlife to flourish. In today's world some use Quantum Mechanics/Quantum Entanglement or the lack of understanding of qualia to support an afterlife on a scientific level. However overall the belief in an afterlife is on a decline according to recent surveys on the Gallop Poll.

What do we experience in the afterlife?

Passive Theist: Our Soul either goes to Heaven or Hell or is Reincarnated

Christian Theist: I am going to heaven, you are going to hell.

Passive Atheist: The same thing that happens before we were born

Militant Atheist: Don't ask me stupid questions

Agnostic: I don't know

by Invisible Pills October 6, 2008

afternoon delight

One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"

"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

after John Wayne

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.

The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.

by Boy George Michael Jackson Brown May 25, 2006

aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007