Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 24, 2021

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creme pattie

when you shit in a girls vagina, then come on it all. so her vagina looks like a pattie

i was fuckin this chick last night and i totally gave her the creme pattie of her life

by vergena skwirtsalott December 11, 2008

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porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 12, 2023

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Dirty Patti

I don't know that's why I'm asking

Dirty Patti is a....

by Dirty Patti February 22, 2019

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patti mae smith

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.

“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”

by lilsmucker March 19, 2022

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