December 1st

It’s Happy Penis Day. Today marks the end of No Nut November and it’s cruelty. Congratulations if you survived and I wish you a Happy Penis day!

Bob “Dude! It’s December 1st! NNN is finally over!”
Steven “I know man, Happy Penis Day!”

by The Happy Penis Day Club December 1, 2019

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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

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September 1st

National kiss Vilma day.

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”

by Notvilma September 1, 2022

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1st Base

The act of eating ass

Damn dude, we went to 1st Base last night and that ass was amazing

by CHARLIE EATS ASS May 4, 2018

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October 1st

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.

by TsukiiLmao September 17, 2022

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If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

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