J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.

“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”

by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021

suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016

Jacob J

big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking

by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023

J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.

Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....

by Serious biniz October 14, 2016

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010