Zoomeral

A funeral held via zoom2. These are becoming very common during the coronavirus outbreak.

Grandma died during the COVID-19 outbreak. We had a zoomeral for her

by 0livxr April 23, 2020

Zoomiphonically

Meeting someone by Zoom. Having a business or social relationship only via Zoom.

It was nice meeting with you Zoomiphonically the other day.

by EZWordz August 14, 2020

Pop-Zoom

Code-name for a blowjob. Can be used to discuss things like this in public without people knowing what you're talking about.

Andrew: I heard you gave Kevin a pop-zoom last weekend.

Josh: I'm not gay.

Andrew: Whatever you say

by AdamDuritz September 24, 2011

Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.

Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009

zoombombing

An online, viral act in which people, like hackers and YouTubers, hack into Zoom sessions for the sole purpose of showing everyone else in the calls/sessions shocking porn, gore images/videos, and generally disturbing and offensive content via Zoom's screen-broadcasting and webcam features.

It's only recently become an issue because of how many kids and workers are at home due to the Coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic. As a result of so many new users flooding the platform and the media giving it tons of attention, trolls, hackers, and other kinds of people have decided to strike while the iron's hot, so to speak, and hack into people's Zoom sessions for no other reason than entertaining themselves.

Timmy: Holy shit Simon! You'll never guess what just happened in my last Zoom session!
Simon: Dude, what happened? Spill the beans.
Timmy: So, my English teacher was holding a Zoom session between her, my other classmates, and me, but suddenly, some weird dude hopped into the session!
Simon: Then what happened?
Timmy: He turned on his screen-broadcasting feature and began playing videos of guys fucking dogs!
Simon: Wow, why would any sane person think about showing bestiality videos to children?
Timmy: There's some really fucked-up people in this world, huh?
Simon: That includes people who like zoombombing, right?

by JoJo's Weird Journey April 5, 2020

Zoom classes

A way used by most schools to continue class during moments of quarantine, usually a period of time to ease of an either jerk off or watch YouTube

Person 1:Hey wyd
Person 2:Zoom Classes I’m bored

by Alikoy May 4, 2020

Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

by SocMnky October 19, 2020