Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

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zoning

A state while playing video games where the player loses touch with reality, and their skilles increase to a greater power which in thus makes them un beatable

Man you got ouwned while playing against that gamer, I thought you were a gamer

I am he must be zoning

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

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Zonix • zoning • zonin • Zenix • Zonis • zonie • Zoning out • zonino • Zonia • zonian

zoni

A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.

Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis

by thatguyneilmcqueen January 17, 2010

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Zonie

People born and raised in Arizona or that have lived their most of their life. They know how to have fun, as they get on average 306 days of sun! And when they feel nice enough, they can conveniently drive to California, Vegas, or Mexico, to bless the people there with their presence..... ;)
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.

(2 friends in San Diego )
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"

;)

by AZ123phx1 November 21, 2010

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