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toilet bowl zamboni 

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence

wicked zamboni 

the act in which one excretes solids from the butt.
hold on guys I just have to drop a wicked zamboni on her chest.
wicked zamboni by Intermission December 21, 2003

double zamboni

It is when two zambonis clean the ice of a hockey rink at the same time.
The feeling you get while watching it has been measured as the same as an orgasm
holy fuck I just creamed my pants...there is a double zamboni
double zamboni by sfwqwertyuiop December 11, 2010

brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.
I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.
brown zamboni by lance ap May 25, 2008

Zager Zamboni

A Zager Zambini is when during sexual intercourse the Male does a line of coke off his girl's ass while on crutches and delivering a Hamlet monologue. This type of act is reserved for true legends of the game
Greg: Yo heard your date to Casa Blanca was sick.

Sam: Ye plus I gave her the old Zager Zamboni back at her place so it was a dope night

Table Zamboni 

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
Table Zamboni by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009