Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Hide your Dogs

Covering extremely large and perky boobies

Girl hide your dogs or I might bust!

by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025

Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023

Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016

Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog

Your dog like log

by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022