Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025
Get the Hide your Dogsmug. by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
Get the Myabe tanisha will call your dog assmug. by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019
Get the Make Sure To Walk Your Dogmug. One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
Get the Petting your dogmug. by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018
Get the Your dog like logmug. Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016
Get the Do your thang dogmug.