David Wright

David Wright is the hope of the New York Mets...He has more skill then most players in MLB...I can field and hit...He is young so this gives the Mets a player they can mold and call their own...Little kids look up to him, men want to be him, and women love him (he is easy on the eyes too)...

Son: Hey daddy I want to be a pro-ball player someday just like David Wright...
Dad: As long as you still remember who took you to your first Mets game...
Mom: And if you can introduce mommy to David Wright someday...

by Mets fan 01 October 4, 2005

Logan Wright

A character from CP Coulter's fanfiction Dalton. Logan has anger problems, but hates taking his meds. He is in Stuart house, and his best friends are Derek and Julian, but he is too blinded by his obsession with Kurt to see that Julian loves him. Because of this, Julian nicknames him a "Giant Squid of Ignorance."

"Get out of here, Derek," said Logan, straightening up and brushing his collar off.

Derek took two steps, stopped and turned. "…did you take your medication?"

"Yes," Logan said in an ingratiatingly polite voice. But he forced a smile at him. "I'm fine, man. I love my haze of gray nothing."

Dialouge between Derek and Logan Wright, Dalton, Chapter 13, by CP Coulter

by KeepCalmAndAskTheSquidToProm October 2, 2011

Shroomin' with Ty Wright

A public access TV show written, produced, directed and starring Tyler Wright. The entire show consists of Tyler sitting on a couch in his basement with an open phone book calling random citizens of Hockessin, Delaware and asking them his classic line.

Scenario ONE:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm shroomin'!

Scenario TWO:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 2: What the hell? I'll call the cops on you, you little rat ass bastard mother fuc...(at which point Ty hangs up, rolls around on the floor laughing)

by Public Access TV Programmer March 4, 2005

Henry Wright

Henry Wright is a tall, 40 year old looking 15 year old who has oddly hairy legs. He plays Minecraft but wont admit it when females are around. Had a beard at the age of 7. He occasionally barks and meows like an animal because he’s into weird furry bdsm stuff. Despite of all of this, he’s super funny and super kind and liked by everyone.

Are you a furry?
No I’m not a Henry Wright!

by Cheddaronhischode May 5, 2021

Dr.Wright

For two men to have anal sex

Holy shit he just pulled a Dr.Wright on that kid.

by Long Dongs March 11, 2010

Carl Wright

Someone's who's wrong about everything but his name

dude's a fuckup, a total carl wright

by asp monkey January 1, 2012

Catherine Wright

She weird and funny but we love her. She nosey and doesn't understand what the word "No" means. She has a big butt and big boobs and accepts mainly everyone

Bob: "Catherine Wright stay in everyone business"

Jake: "But she thick tho"

by Wegotthis May 14, 2015