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Wreaking Ball 

A ball which wreaks havoc.

Often confused with a piece of construction equipment (wrecking ball), a "wreaking" ball is in fact very different (though equally destructive).
"John, why is your left testicle so much bigger than your right testicle?"
"Oh, that's because it's my WREAKING ball."
Wreaking Ball by Grammar Knight November 29, 2017

Wrecking Balls 

The process of smacking testicles with testicles during homosexual anal sex
Did you hear? John and Dan were wrecking balls!
Wrecking Balls by samsterbot November 17, 2010

Wrecking Balling 

The act of running and crashing yourself into a group of people like a wrecking ball and yelling "I came in like a WRECKING BALLL!".
Hey want to go planking? No that's so lame, let go wrecking balling!
Wrecking Balling by KS0987654321 September 25, 2013

wrecking balls 

The male defintion of a homewrecker; a male who attempts to get a girl who is already taken.
"Can you believe what Mike tried with Julie?"
"I know! He's such a wrecking balls! She has a boyfriend!"
wrecking balls by lilmer February 12, 2009

wreaking ball 

Commonly use for constuction purposes but rectly use in Miley cryurs naked video
Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALL!¡!¡!

Person: we all know u want him back GET OVER IT!!!
wreaking ball by Hdjdndm November 3, 2013

The ole wreckin' ball 

The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.

THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.

(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.

(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.

(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.

(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.

Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.