would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.

30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.

by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

Would you Rather

Would you Rather is a choice game were you have to choose between two+ options and you *HAVE* to pick at least one.
Written by; Owen - basball1000

Would you rather be President of the United States or be the richest man alive in the U.S?
Comment down below you answer.

by basball1000 June 4, 2018

'Would Like to Lick' List

A list of (usually five) people (usually celebrities) who you deem so attractive that you would go out of your way to lick them.

Smithy: Dude, did you see Rose McGowan in Planet Terror?

Adam: Oh yeah, she is definitely on the 'Would Like To Lick' List!

by Anne Frank's ghost writer August 16, 2008

would've

An abbreviation of "would have".

Used in American English.

Ex: "I would've went, but I'm too tired.

by NY Phenom November 4, 2013

would'nt've

A contraction of would-not-have.

I would'nt've drank that milk had I known it was soy milk.

by hedfones March 8, 2008

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008