Wooman

Noun: woo-man

1. A Mommy who knows more about vaccinations than her paediatrician
2. An Earth Mother who can fix everything from a cracked nail or Ebola with essential oils and herbs
3. A female practitioner of the natural arts or an abhorrent professional who engages with conspiracy theories and uses convincing but distorted statistics, assertions and logical fallacies to convince other woo-men to buy their book, products or video.

The wooman explained to the other Mommies on Facebook that coffee enemas will cure measles and vaxxed should receive an academy award.

by DeeMM October 27, 2018

Woombah

a place filled with strange, often old people and lesbians. very pleasant to live in. means 'place of madness' in the local aboriginal language.

Lesbian "I live in woombah."

other Lesbian. "Are you crazy?"

Lesbian. "Of course."

by usweandtheotherone September 13, 2010

woomp

The condition of obese or morbidly obese. Named after the sound the Pokémon Snorlax makes in the video games.

Holy shit, Serena was skinny in high school, but now she has the woomp!

by kimmykymmi March 9, 2015

wooman

a Chinese man with the last name woo.

Jen: Hey man, is he speaking Chinese? His last name is chang, isn't it?
Brian: Indeed, he's speaking Chinese, but his last name isn't chang, it's woo - he's a wooman.

by Brian W 22 October 31, 2007

Wompa

From the Wadsworth Llanito (Gibraltarian language of English/Spanish origin) meaning 'darling' or 'person of beauty'.

For fuck sake wompa, where's my puto sandwich!?

by Waddle13 March 8, 2016

wompa stompa

1.wompa stompa is a bear/bigfoot type creature wompa stompas make their haome in the snow caves of hoth

2.a cheat code for (not known) star wars game on the n64

nick.u big wompa stompa u deserve 2 play halo2 on legenddary!!!!

amado.noooooo!!1!1111one!111oneoneone

by amado June 7, 2005

whompass

when someone smacks ur ass with a paddle

1.) omg last nite that chick gave that nigga a whompass

by la madre tuya April 25, 2006