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Wampus Cat

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.
Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
by jmalphrus October 20, 2009
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womps

inferring that they are ignorant and most likely on welfare. the lowest on the class system. also can be used as a slur against the LGBT community, women rights, and people of color.
those womps asked me for some money, don't they know i am the major's daughter.

womps are a serious problem in this town and we are planning on taking care of them
by alyandaj April 24, 2010
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wompuff

he was charged with wompuff.
by CallMeAweSome August 10, 2010
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wampus tookus

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
by The Ousting February 3, 2012
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whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.
Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.
by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016
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wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.
Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual
by myfer_defines June 22, 2023
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the Womps

Usually occurs the morning after snorting some bad blow. The environment around you compresses in and out and makes that Godawful "womping" noise. We've all done it.
I did that line of brown snow off the urinal lastnigh. It was brutal. When i was driving home this morning I had a gnarly case of the Womps, it felt like my brain was an astrojump.
by Jayfl!p April 24, 2009
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