wise man 

Weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. Will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.Prone to be used as the center focus of a joke.
Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.

HA! Look at wise man. It's fucking minus 30 and he playing chess.

"Trr ta ta ta", wise man

"Whaaa, what's the probleme?", wise man

wise man by anonymous April 7, 2005

Widemanlol69 

Coolest man on planet. Also very sexy and hot. He's also a centrist. And also very built different.

"widemanlol69 is so hot"

Widemanlol69 by spaceman878787 March 21, 2021

three wisemen 

Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.

I passed out after taking two three wisemen.

three wisemen by Tim Trobbe May 6, 2006

wiesmaning

Being forced to do something homosexual (against your will), and after you preform the act being called a homo for doing so by your attacker

Dude, I went over to my friends house and he totally weismaned me.

Man I'm sorry that happened he's known for wiesmaning his friends

wiesmaning by Blitz1212 September 9, 2013

Wiemann 

A Small Irish dick

That Irish guy has a Wiemann

Wiemann by Zmer March 11, 2017

WizeMan 

One who is definitely not wise, and is definitely not a Man.

This wizeman was chatting shit. I fronted and he pussied out.

WizeMan by ThumbSprain July 31, 2017

wifeman 

A female (usually your best friend) who always helps you with DIY tasks like hammering, nailing, sawing and anything else the useless men in your life are either to lazy or incapable of doing. She's extremely talented, and capable of figuring out solutions for most challenges in and around garden and house. She's not butch. She's beautiful, feminine and very artistic and creative.

Did you see that gorgeous girl with the beautiful voice singing on stage Saturday night ? Well she's my wifeman and she made me this shoe cupboard and the dog kennel and that collage of shells hanging in my lounge.

wifeman by Jodalyne January 28, 2020