A wingette is similar to a wingman, but a chick version. Someone who is a wingette is always a great friend, who strives to set up her friends and make them look good. A wingette has a fantastic personality and is a rare, precious type of human being that should be treasured by everyone she knows. Like a best friend, but better. She helps point out stupid things you're doing and drives you home if you happen to have too many tequila shots or something of that nature.
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Get the winkey wonkey donkey mug.dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.
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-comes from the fact that the act of the flash makes it look like someone spreading or flapping their wings.
-comes from the fact that the act of the flash makes it look like someone spreading or flapping their wings.
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Get the Winge mug.The lead singer of the late 80's glam metal band "Winger". He his arguably the most attractive man ever. He has the power to turn any man gay temporarily while he is in your sight.
"Yo, I was watchin' the video for 'Headed for a Heartbreak' and I saw Kip Winger. I turned gay for a second!"
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