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windy blumpkin

the act of ejaculating during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
It's the beantown blumpkin! Consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. Your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of molasses beans garlic and ass!
while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my cock exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!
by the lopez!! August 1, 2010
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Windy Jackhammer

The act of receiving a blow job while your partner is laying upside down on a couch (with feet in the air) . . . with the receiver leaning over the giver ....in this position the giver is staring at the gouch (hairy region of the body between your asshole and ball sack) of the receiver . . thus the jackhammer (your monster cock) comes in when the giver is pounding the back of the receivers throat....while pounding away the giver farts on the face of the receiver.
i was wearing high heels while receiving a windy jackhammer and thats when he accidentally shit on my face instead of just farting.
by Cokedog32 December 6, 2010
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Windloader

A person who can only reach climax when they are having a house hold cleaner sprayed directly in their mouth.
"Word on the street is Jimmy John is a total windloader."
by Horton hears a hoe April 14, 2017
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windycock

An infamous Twitter user that goes by @windycock, everyone thinks it's a female but he's actual male and is bad at using twitter
did you see @windycock's new tweet?
yeah it was terrible.
by thighfi April 20, 2018
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Windy10

That’s a fucking stinky one. That was a legit Windy10
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windy bush

When a fart creeps up your vagina.
It’s all fun and games until you fart and get a windy bush.
by Hilldog6 March 18, 2019
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Windclan

Clan that runs on moors in Warrior cats.
Windclan is a small group.
by Mossear April 17, 2020
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