Winchester, MA

THE REAL WINCHESTER: Winchester, or Winchedda, is a seemingly serene and quiet small town that radiates a familiar, “everybody knows everybody” type atmosphere. Down town Winchester, often referred to as dt, is quite a welcoming sight with its beautiful scenery and charming stores such as The Dugout, Joe’s Main Street Pizza, and Video Horizons. Winchester’s residents are extremely wealthy, privileged, and selfish, because their abundance of money never gets put back into the actual town itself. The high school is extremely run down and was designed originally to be a prison, making it quite a depressing confinement. The school never seems to have enough teachers or resources, yet its students’ families are drowning in affluence. At night the small town community practically shuts down, without a car in sight and the substantial population of senior citizens tucked cozily into their beds, sleeping soundly with all the financial comfort imaginable. Converse to the outward appearance of a subtle and lackluster nightlife, teenagers of the town drink like mad and party heavily. Growing up in an atypical society where parents grow accustomed to their children underage drinking and devote their efforts into preventing drunk driving and brainless actions involving encounters with law enforcement, the typical kid begins drinking at about 8th or 9th grade, becoming more routine and excessive with it through high school. Motivated by the lack of enlivenment of their town, the high schoolers throw massive parties, or “ragers”, whenever dim-witted and trusting parents leave town, turning their home into what is known as an “open house”. Parties are frequent as is the practice of alcoholism. Intoxication is heavily glorified, fueling most teens to drink enormous amounts of alcohol each night of the weekend. When there are no open houses, social gatherings are arranged in the fells (woods). Kids flock to well known places such as The Jumping Rock and Narnia deep in the forest, havens far from the reach of cops. Most every kid not only drinks but also smokes weed because of its ease of access. Somewhat ironically, it’s much easier to attain than alcohol. “Wake and Bakes”, when kids smoke before school are very popular along with smokeless tobacco. Athletes and jocks are expectedly placed on somewhat of a social pedestal, but in no comparison to most schools. Rarely will you find a stereotypical jock lurking through the halls shoving freshmen into lockers; that just isn’t Winchester. The football team is notorious for its mediocrity (generously put), however lacrosse and wrestling do extremely well. The majority of the student body is intelligent considering it’s a public school. The high school slang is incredibly unique and constantly changing. Doing smokeless tobacco is often called packing a dip, lip, bomb, ding, dinger, and even something as simple as packin’ a guy. Marijuana is often referred to as weed, pot, binger, ripping bong, and ripping bing.

-How many kids are getting down on the 30 tonight?
-I think 4.
-That's terrible. That means 2 kids will get 8 beers and 2 will get 7.
-Whatever, it's Natty Ice, higher alcohol content. Every 3 beers is 4 of any other brand of beer in Winchester, MA.

by OneLove1 July 7, 2009

winch

~Scottish~
Slang
To snog using tougue.

Boy: Hey there sexy wana winch?
Girl: Naw yer awryt.
Boy: Fine then bitch!

by huni buni December 23, 2005

Winchendon

A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.

"oh, winchendon, eh? the dirty winch."

by walgreen79 February 18, 2009

wincher

A man with a very small penis.

"look at that guy's baby dick! He's got a wincher!"

by PeteMerrill May 21, 2009

Winchester College

An English school overrun by the Far-East and Africa. While the school puts girls and Asians on the front cover of all the news letters, a few boys dress like their ancestors, wearing tweed and gilets. The conserative chaps and the communist cunts are constantly at war, and the only thing they can agree on is that they like winkies.

Winchester college 2/3 Asians 1/3 English

by TARQUIN THE FOURTH April 12, 2023

winchendon

a place in the middle of nowhere thats bigger than half the places in massahcusetts but has less people than a group of girls at a slumber party. the population is mostly female, and the guys that are around are really not that great, you're probably related to them anyways. the whole town is made up of pizza places and chinese food. and dunkins. the middle school and high school combined has a population of about 600. driving anywhere takes about a half an hour and you cant even get to anywhere good, besides Dennys, which is the best hangout at 2 in the am.

"hey i'm from winchendon"

"whats winchendon?"

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

Winchester, MA

Winchester, aka WinVegas or Wincheesey is the center of the drinking culture on the east coast. Because all parents are rich CEO's/lawyers/doctors in Boston (which is wicked close) they are either work-a-holics or alcoholics, perfect for the party scene. The work-a-holics leave empty houses for their children, having either a business meeting, jetting down to the "islands" or some other exotic vacation locale, while the alcoholics supply booze for their underage children. Teenagers are rich, and pretentious, and the future of America. We hate all of our surrounding towns, especially woburn, or "the woo", frequenting their sporting events only to yell "don't drink the water". We support all boston sports teams, sox, pats, celts, bruins, and probably have season tickets to all of them. We pop our polo collars, and wear or seven jeans, and will buy off the police officers who catch us having our "ragers" at open houses or in the woods at the "fire spot" or "the rock" if we couldn't make it to whipple hill. This town is the shit, and we know it. Wincheezy up, Woo town down.

Oh, she's rich? Her parents own a company? She's wearing expensive jeans? She has a summer home on the cape? She loves the Red Sox? She can drink more than the average 40 year old male? She must be from Winchester, MA.

by youwish April 10, 2006