Wilson: I miss her so much...
Friend: Its ok dude she might change her mind.
Wilson: I really dont think she will :(
Friend: Its ok dude she might change her mind.
Wilson: I really dont think she will :(
by Ellis Wilson April 14, 2011
The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.
Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.
by seveneleven originals October 08, 2011
The Act of slapping an object, Preferably a drink or other food object out of the others hand, and onto the floor,
by wazntme August 29, 2013
When using your fingers/hand to pleasure a woman on her period then slapping her on the face at the end or when she orgasms so she looks like Wilson from castaway
by Wilsonbitch August 31, 2017
The act of rubbing a mixture of tea tree oil , chilli powder and various other condaments onto the pubic region of a camel.
by The fudger pickler November 29, 2007
Wilson, a name given to genius humane or even non-humane life. "Wilson" is genius in many ways, all the way from academics to "night jobs" like *sucking* and such.
by Mysterious Incognito June 06, 2015
Noun; a wilson
verb; to wilson
A story told in which the events that supposedly transpire are too outrageous, coincidental, and obviously fictional to be true. Additionally, the storyteller may reference an unreachable friend or undisclosed search engine as a witness or justification in order to establish credibility where there is none.
A.K.A When your buddy tries to one-up your story with some bullishit story.
Notes: commonly ends with google or friend reference
can be used as a noun and verb
e.g. "Check it on google." or "Ask my friend you don't know from back home."
verb; to wilson
A story told in which the events that supposedly transpire are too outrageous, coincidental, and obviously fictional to be true. Additionally, the storyteller may reference an unreachable friend or undisclosed search engine as a witness or justification in order to establish credibility where there is none.
A.K.A When your buddy tries to one-up your story with some bullishit story.
Notes: commonly ends with google or friend reference
can be used as a noun and verb
e.g. "Check it on google." or "Ask my friend you don't know from back home."
Guy 1: Yeah so me and my friends went skydiving this weekend.
Guy 2: Oh that's cool! Me and my buddy went yesterday with Pamela Anderson. My dad knows her through the music business.
Guy 1: Dude, shut up. I call Wilson on that!
Guy 2: I swear to god! Look it up!
Guy 2: Oh that's cool! Me and my buddy went yesterday with Pamela Anderson. My dad knows her through the music business.
Guy 1: Dude, shut up. I call Wilson on that!
Guy 2: I swear to god! Look it up!
by Alistair Wrigglesworth Ph. D December 07, 2011