by prairie_looner June 21, 2006
Get the wide receivermug. by ambylove September 6, 2019
Get the Wide Loadmug. by drier than the atacama March 9, 2022
Get the Wide Zelenskymug. 
The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
Get the Wide Vaginamug. Pronounced: /wīd/ /tro͞o/
Wide (adjective; describing "very" or "exaggerated version of". Of greater or more than average depiction)
True (in accordance with fact or reality)
Wide (adjective; describing "very" or "exaggerated version of". Of greater or more than average depiction)
True (in accordance with fact or reality)
Person A: I started a chicken farm trying to predict the 2016 election. The FBI was really pissed when my chicken farm birthed Donald Trump.
Person B: Wide true dude, WIDE true.
Person B: Wide true dude, WIDE true.
by DATBOYSHEESH January 28, 2022
Get the Wide Truemug. World Wide Will-aka www. A person by whom all search engines steadfastly rely upon for all of their facts and figures. He always has an answer for any and all questions and points of debate. There is zero doubt as to the authenticity of his interpretations. Google could not continue to survive without all of his vast amounts of knowledge to continuously update their data base.
Spanx: How do you find the hypotenuse of a triangle? Ryan: Hell I don't know. Just ask World Wide Will he'll have your solution to your problem pronto!
by Wbr549 April 4, 2019
Get the World Wide Willmug.