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crazy white man

A caucasian man who has gone off the deep end, snapped his twig, brained his damage, fell down the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down, is a few grapes short of abunch, hes crackers, he's nuts it tell you!
George Bush is a Crazy White Man going after anything homosexual, foreign, or unlike himself in any way shape or form with a powersaw and jack knife! RUN!
by Awesomeaida February 21, 2005
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White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.
The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.
by i<3europeans September 24, 2021
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Old White Man

A politician or other wealthy person with influence. Called such because the vast majority of politicians and powerful people in the USA are old, white men.
In what some political observers are calling his most ironic speech of the 2008 campaign, GOP presidential nominee John McCain today lashed out at Washington, the Republican Party that he called an "old white man with white hair."
by chigu November 1, 2008
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white man syndrome

when a white man can't see past their privilege and it shows
"you know chad?" "yeah he suffers from white man syndrome, he's even a trump supporter"
by waliuigi December 18, 2019
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White man

The White Man is a super hero who has the most powerful jizz in the world. His sperm count is so massive and full of power that if he gives even the slightest glance at a woman, they will become impregnated. His name cums from how much jizz he really has. He has so much jizz that he himself is walking around pale as a ghost due to his large jizz content.
Boy: "Hey did you hear Becky is pregnant?" Other boy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure that The White Man looked at her."
by SuperHeroWhiteMan April 13, 2013
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white man clean

A vehicle typically owned by elderly white people that is in almost mint condition from having always been garage kept, and rarely driven.
I'm thinking about buying this 98 cadillac. It's got low miles, and it's white man clean.
by bahamut78 July 12, 2015
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The real white man

A fictional fantasy race of highly advanced humans who live in a subterranean nation. They have skin and hair as white as snow and are the actual white men and have shiny blue eyes. They invade the surface world for domination and call the white people as "Pink Skins" or "Pinkies" and hate them more than any other race because they credit themselves as "White" despite being actually pink. They have alien level technology and seek to enslave all other humans living in the surface world.
NYC faced the invasion of The real white man emerging from the surface world. Also other major cities in the world is facing invasion from these subterranean people at the same time.
by Kotarojujo069 November 25, 2022
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