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Carl Wheezer

A very beautiful and powerful religious figure. Nobody in religion can match his greatness. He has conquered the miltiverse time and time again just for sport.
Me- praise the Lord
Freind- Hiel Carl Wheezer
by Kevin_onsomegangshit69 May 7, 2019
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wheezer

Hey Ethyl!
Can you please bring over my wheezer? I'm having a bit of trouble with my athsma.
by Telephony November 23, 2013
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weezy ham

Dude, that guy just made a total weezy ham
by superfragils March 25, 2010
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Carl Wheezer

The king of croissants, llamas and gets all the bitches.
Girl 1- Hey I hooked up with Carl Wheezer last night.
Girl 2- Really you lucky bitch.
by SP1N Duwaiyis June 10, 2020
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Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.
I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.
by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008
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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
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Wheezin The Juice

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.
Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-
by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009
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