whateves

a noncommital, noncholant answer to practically any question, expressing no particular preference to anything in particular, usually accompanied with a shrug of the shoulders

Do you want to go out with me tonight? Whateves.

by Anonymous July 15, 2001

whatevership

An undefined and indefinable relationship between 2 people involving sexual, emotional or romantic elements.

Gladys and Bob are not dating or in a serious relationship...they are in a whatevership!

by Whatevership Girl December 8, 2010

Whateva, I do what I want!

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent

Whateva,i do what I want.

by Yaden,Julie,Lindsay. November 14, 2004

whatever dude

1. Used to ignore anothers comments.
2. A "cool" comment to make about almost anything.
3. Easy breezy go with the flow style. ghetto
4. Could be coming from someone who is drunk or hungover.
5. Very easy to integrate with words like fuck, yeah, kickass

1. Yeah sure, WHATEVER DUDE.
2. Mark said his typical, "Whatever DUDE i do whatever the fuck i want!"
3. Whatever dude, its cool, i don't need this.
4. "WOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!" "We went to the restroom..." "WHATEVER DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP LETS LEAVE FUCKING MU"

by Mark Dapp July 29, 2008

Whatever bangs your noggin

Is used in a situation where someone does something that they know is had but they do it anyway

Steve: “I’m gonna pop this pimple”
Marco: “ew that makes it worse”
Steve: “idc I’m doing it anyway”
Marco: “whatever bangs your noggin”

by MohammedSense June 18, 2020

yeah yeah whateva

1.a phrase someone uses while trying to stop short a converstion
2. an expression used by someone who doesnt care what another person has to say.

1. mom: karah do the dishes or else..

karah: yeah yeah whateva

2. emma: your so weird

karah: yeah yeah whateva

by karah and emma June 17, 2009

Whatever suits your boat

what stupid people say instead of whatever floats your boat

"whatever suits your boat"
"your stupid"

by MusicIsBae June 16, 2016