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Father What-A-Waste

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.
Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!
by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009
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I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.
B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010
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Slave Wasted

Getting hammered as fuck. Beyond blacked out, requires liquor of extremely high proof or countless beers. Originally coined by the hard-drinking Flagstaffrican slaves of the Arizona territories.
Person 1: Hey, you down to drink tonight?

Person 2: Yeah man, let's get fucking slave wasted!!
by Salty Sailor Seaman September 10, 2011
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wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
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Wiese-wasted

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.
Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys
by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014
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Human Waste

A waste of human potential or a person who is a waste of space. An evil or trouble making type who is about as useful as poop.
John is such human waste he sells drugs and beats people up for a living even though he could have got into college.
by Anonymous123456789101 July 12, 2012
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wastebook

The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.
Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.
by Metz in San Francisco March 21, 2009
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