Hand me down watermelon

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.

Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

by Cflownasty September 5, 2018

Watermelon Sugar

This is from the original title of Richard Brautigan’s postmodern novel written in 1964 titled “In Watermelon Sugar.”

“In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.”

by Willeecee September 13, 2020

I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

watermelon diet

The "Watermelon Diet" is the term used to describe the rapid weight loss that accompanies the late stages of a terminal illness, more specifically the AIDS virus. The term was coined by a lifelong closeted homosexual performer, Liberace, who close to the end of his life publicly denied having the AIDS virus, and instead attributed his recent weight loss a result of a "watermelon diet" he was on.

1. - Did Freddy Mercury have full blown AIDS when Queen recorded "The Show Must Go On"?
-Yeah, he was really thin, he was definitely on the "watermelon diet"

2. - Hey Dave you look like you lost some weight? Either your taking really good care of yourself or you're on the "watermelon diet?"

by johnteb September 26, 2010

watermelon sugar

a word that has been trending on urban dictionary for the past like 2 years

also a harry styles song

person 1: did you see watermelon sugar got over 3 billion streams on spotify?
person 2: no way

person 1: why is watermelon sugar still trending on urban dictionary??
person 2: idk bro

by spicy cucumbers July 9, 2021

watermelon transfer

The phenomenon where someone gives you grief (aka, shoving a watermelon up your rectum) because they've been given grief by someone else.

Fuck, that Project Manager just did a watermelon transfer on me because his shit bomb project is behind on schedule!

by 3nigm@ October 19, 2011

Watermelon sugar

Slang for eating pussy

“I had some nice watermelon sugar”

by 17birds August 20, 2020