A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.
My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.
by MysticOgre May 29, 2013
Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.
The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.
The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.
by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017
Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.
by Rob Anonymous August 02, 2006
by Anonymous December 15, 2002
(War-lock Punch)
Noun
An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
Noun
An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
Ganondorf: Eeen-do..
Link: Oh fu-
Ganondorf: AHH!
*Link is wiped off the face of the earth*
Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
Link: Oh fu-
Ganondorf: AHH!
*Link is wiped off the face of the earth*
Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
by nemesis August 02, 2004
1. Man, Sergio Is Such A Sexual Warlock!
2. Todd Always Has A Boner. It's Huge But He Looks Like A Fuckin' Warlock
2. Todd Always Has A Boner. It's Huge But He Looks Like A Fuckin' Warlock
by HugeBoner99 April 09, 2010