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eeto my weeto 

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther
eeto my weeto by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021
Related Words
retard’, as a weetod would say it.
Try saying "Yerr, wert-erver" without sounding like a weetod. :)
weetod by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
(this definition pertains specifically to Tumblr user "weetz")

A fat, angry fat acceptance blogger who will attempt to prove to the internet how happy, fulfilled, and perfect she is by telling everyone over and over and over again that that's the case. This makes it extremely obvious she's only trying to convince herself she's happy. Everyone else catches on immediately that she's miserable.

Will tell you a million times over that she's NOT WHITE OK? and also is involved in the very controversial Orange Order. Types in all caps, for "stylistic" reasons.

Complete joke and worth poking with a stick when you're bored.
Weetz posts on Tumblr looking for validation 24/7. Only other miserably insecure fatties care.
weetz by thiniswin September 5, 2012

Dirty Weetabix 

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.
'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.
Dirty Weetabix by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017
Phonetic approximation of the word 'retarded'. Or 'retarded' as pronounced by... a retard, if you will.

Often used to indicate one's own stupidity.
I cannot seem to program my VCR, even with the instruction manual on hand. Never mind, got it, I am weetawdid.
weetawdid by Lu-Tze August 27, 2009

Weetabix of Baccy 

25g of handrolling tobacco
When asking at your local shop for 25g of tobacco, saying "a weetabix of baccy please"
Weetabix of Baccy by eMpTy007 October 6, 2011