Vanderblunder

The result of any action that is an exact opposite of the desired effect.

"Telling your wife what you really thought about her figure was quite a vanderblunder."

"Why did you send Bruce outside to fix the leak? He's just going to turn it into a vanderblunder."

by Fartgod August 30, 2011

vanderkiss

Ship name for Taylor Hotchkiss and Mona Vanderwaal.

Vanderkiss is endgame.

by theperfectionistsupdates April 8, 2019

vanderbilt

"The girls here are smart, and some of the most unbelievably beautiful and fashionable around. The guys reap the benefits. The fraternity and sorority scene rules and it is not uncommon for girls to drop out of school when they don't get into their top-choice sorority freshman year. Money oozes out of the student body (for the 2nd most expensive school in the country, what did you expect?)...so, we take shots before going out, but they are always Grey Goose and we use Peach Stoli to make screwdrivers. Pre-partying at some of the most posh and expensive bars around town is commonplace...getting obliterated at Boundary or P.F. Chang's ($8-&15 drinks) before going downtown on a Thursday is routine. Football games(although our team is perpetually awful) are formal affairs: guys wear ties and jackets, girls wear cocktail dresses and there is a tailgate at almost every frat house. Everyone is obliterated and dressed-to-impress...football games are a 'see and be seen' affair. Frat parties are unbelievable, they go entirely overboard on their themes: filling their entire house with sand and adding waterfalls off their porches for 'Tiki Parties.' hiring Vanilla Ice to come play for a Saturday night party, and having formals at New Orleans, Destin, The work-hard, party-hard attitude is prevalent and there is substantial pressure to predominate at both." All of this, plus a top-20 school, can you say "work hard, play hard."

If you want to attend a top-notch school, but also enjoy an amazing social life, then Vanderbilt is the only place for you.

by vandy May 16, 2006

Vanderheyden

A dutch name originally spelled "Van Der Heyden." It is a common dutch last name spread throughout most of the U.S due to immigration. Originally traced from Netherlands and immigrated to New York. Vanderheydens are usually very artistic in music and art and are very athletic. Most Vanderheydens are tall.

Vanderheydens are the best.

by shortyV May 1, 2009

VanDerSmack

A potentially deadly hit from an angry Dutchman.

Bill vandersmacked Bob this morning for showing up late to work. Tomorrow is Bob's funeral.

by Im ready for the meat June 16, 2010

vandersnatch

Vandersnatch is one of the most useful words ever right behind the F word. It can be used in a variety of situations but the best way to understand the usage model with examples, so here goes. 1. I hurt my vandersnatch while jogging last night. 2. Your such a vandersnatch for listening to Coldplay. 3. (While driving along in your car) Oh no, I think I just hit a vandersnatch back near that cactus. 4. (When serving dinner) Would you like any vandersnatch with that? 5. (On the way out of the house) Grab your vandersnatch and lets go! 6. (On Jeopardy) (Alex T.) This country was the first eastern european country to join the soviet union´s communist empire? (You) What is Vandersnatchland? I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Now go spread the use of the word and don´t stop until everyone understands how to use VANDERSNATCH!!!

Hillary Clinton kicked me in the Vandersnatch!

by Prez Clinton August 3, 2007

vanderlay industries

a fake company that people claim to work for to sound exciting

girl: so where do you work?
guy(who is lying he is realer unemployed): vanderlay industries! i am an architect. willu go out with me?
girl: yes, yes i will

by tinytom November 5, 2006