post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.

"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"

by rageandqq October 8, 2013

country girls vibrator

Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.

"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"

by The_Criminal66 August 20, 2017

6.9 Inch Vibrator

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.

Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

kentucky vibrator

When a woman sits over and has sexual intercourse with the agitator of a Washing Machine during a spin cycle.

I went to go wash clothes and found my roomate using the Washing Machine as a Kentucky Vibrator.

by xXMyBloodyReaperXx June 9, 2017

Atlantian Vibrator

The process of inserting a live lobsters tail into the vagina, then holding a lighter close to its head causing its tail to squirm and initiate pleasure within the female genitalia.

“Where did my lobster go?”
“Oh sorry I used it for my Atlantian Vibrator!”

by ZiggyU04 March 14, 2021

vibrator

An electric powered device used for sexual pleasure by women and men. May be of any size or shape, but often is a larger than life dildo.

While Marc was a skilled lover, Joe prefered his vibrator.

by Gina Rockledge July 31, 2003

Cell Vibrator

When you put your cell phone on vibrate, then put it in a condom, and then in into your pussy. after you have done this, you take your house phone and call your cell phone with it a couple times.

guy1: dude my gf didnt have a vibrator so she used ur cell phone, whats that called again
guy2: i believe the term is Cell Vibrator

by Adassica December 18, 2009