vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones January 4, 2009

vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.

I am vertically challenged.

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

Verocity

A term to define the ravenous spirit of consumption - often associated with culinary delights such as bacon, sausage, summer white corn-on-the-cob, grilled octopus during a game of pirate, or with jalapeno peppers and tomato. Often when one is verocious, or eating with verocity, they are consuming the sweets and/or the suculant savories like crispies from the carcus, or the sweet, bitter chunks of bacon interspersed in chocolate like a bacon bar. Wings and hot sauce are usually eaten with verocity.

My friend was eating with such verocity, he became forgetful of both his name and mine.

by breaddome February 4, 2010

vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

Vertically Challenged

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget

Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!

by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010

vertical lather

The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.

Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.

by kirkson July 23, 2010

Vertical DJ

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.

Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.

by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013