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Veni Vidi Velcro

( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.
'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 8, 2007
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Vulch

Verb: To steal a person's food without them noticing.
Guy 1: Dude, I just vulched from that guy over there. He has no idea what just happened.
Guy 2: Awesome!
by ThereisnoSpoonman June 27, 2010
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You're velcro

"You are welcome." This is the new slang way of making people do a double take. If you say it just right, you get people to think, "Did he say 'welcome' or 'velcro'?"
"Thanks!" "You're velcro."
by My Computer Man December 24, 2008
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Velcro Ninja

The Velcro Ninja is a character that exemplifies parody type characters by being a humorous take on the normal ninja sterotype. Instead of being stealthy and secretive, he/she has all their weapons attached to their person via velcro. So, when they sneak up on someone and remove their sword for the attack, you hear a very loud, very long version of two pieces of velcro pulling apart.
Man, the characters in "Scary Movie" were all velcro ninjas!
by The Velcro Ninja September 26, 2009
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Vetch

Adj- Bad ass ladies.

Noun- Bad ass ladies doing bad ass things.
by graceski April 11, 2010
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Velcro Bumper

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.
Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.
by Solinus September 23, 2007
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Velcro Momma

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.
Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it
by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021
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