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Diesel Varner

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes
You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does
by Presrox103 June 4, 2023
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buttery varnish

A sex game. To play buttery varnish.

a bottle is spun, the person it points to gets the bottle thrust up thair arse till they cum. Their cum is smeared all over their body so they are varnished, ppl then throw twiglets at them so they stik to the cum, trying to spell a word. the person is tied to an office chair and left outsid on a hill, if in 1 hour they have reached the bottom of the hill they are deemed "well dun" and are allowed bak inside to be raped by all the crew. its not fun for the person who gets the bottle, so they usualy get an orange to suk while this happens. usualy played int he armed forces.
lets play buttery varnish! - oh no! i got the bottle! aargh! it hurts ooh but the orasnge is tasty, but IT HURTS SO MUCH
by Philly the willy February 23, 2005
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Varnell

Varnell's are conceited narcissistic pretentious assholes.
Varnell thinks he's perfect that man can die
by Vernell December 20, 2016
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Varnum

Coffee addicted homosexual from Seattle, WA. Loves democrats, liberal politics, men (especially gays), cleveland steamers (on themselves), tossing salad, OKC Thunder, and little boys. Vocabulary consisting of Dude, No, Rad, Rog, Shred, Gnar Gnar Pow Pow, and Profanities. Often found wandering the streets with a confused look on their face or in front of a juke box or Itunes changing the song every 10 seconds.
I caught this Varnum trying to play hide the sausage with a schnauzer.
by Nick Varnum February 12, 2010
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Ju'varna

More or lessGiovanna, but with a different spelling. Amazing, talented, and wonderful in every way, there will be times when she hurts you, but its unintentional, she's beautiful and trustworthy. Girls get really jealous but will act like her friend. Most boys have a crush on her, and she likes them sometimes, but talks them like friends only. She would never do anything to deliberately hurt somebody, and she'll only say sorry if she means it. You don't ever wanna see her get angry. Very popular
Perfect match: Evan/Jaden
That was a Ju'varna right there
by Startedfromthebottom March 30, 2013
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Varnish

another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood
that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish
by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot October 30, 2009
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Varney

1) To talk big but never actually come through on anything.
2) Being your best friend to your face till he gets the chance to stab you in the back.
3) Always picking up little things here and there that don't belong to you hoping you never notice.
4) Always the first to take credit for the good and point the finger for anything that doesn't go well.
5) Always out for himself.
I don't wanna work with that guy he's a real varney.
by GreaterAmI February 4, 2010
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