Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?
Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.
Senga: submerged is fine.
Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.
Senga: submerged is fine.
by idiotson September 24, 2013
The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.
by mandingo_smash July 23, 2014
by Agit Prop December 29, 2006
In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.
by firefightress September 26, 2009
by Apollos12970 March 6, 2011
Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.
"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."
by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009
A word to make you sound like you know what you're talking about when you're stuck in the middle of a conversation that you know nothing about. It also could be used as an excuse to get out of something or to cover up a mistake, i.e not calling your mom or girlfriend when you were supposed to.
Example One:
Guy One: Yeah, the front suspension on my truck is jacked up. I gotta go have the tork adjusted and see if that does anything.
Guy Two: Maybe you just need to look at your BB247 Valve?
Example Two:
Girlfriend: Why didn't you call me last night? I thought we were going out.
Guy: Ohhhh, sorry honey I was working on my BB247 Valve and didn't even hear the phone ringing.
Guy One: Yeah, the front suspension on my truck is jacked up. I gotta go have the tork adjusted and see if that does anything.
Guy Two: Maybe you just need to look at your BB247 Valve?
Example Two:
Girlfriend: Why didn't you call me last night? I thought we were going out.
Guy: Ohhhh, sorry honey I was working on my BB247 Valve and didn't even hear the phone ringing.
by aseaisalvaged June 4, 2009