VRginity

It's the purity lost after one's first experience with VR (virtual Reality) porn.

Bro, have you ever tried ...VR porn? Tried Dude? I lost my VRginity to Lana Rhoades back in 2016 and never looked back!

by J-Sav September 19, 2020

Vaginitis

When Tommy Fury gives up his biggest payday ever because he’s got a little runny nose and is scared of Jake Paul

We’ve worked tirelessly to get the Fury Vs Paul fight rescheduled but gosh, looks like Timmy Fumbles has got Vaginitis again

by Tinytimmyfumbles December 6, 2021

Vaginitis

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”

“Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”

by Poop88838484 December 6, 2021

Vaginitis

A reinforcement of the MCL that causes the knee to barely bend

Tristan- "guys, I can't go to the bars tonight because my knee hurts"
Alex- "stop being a bitch, you only have Vaginitis"

by Hoffy woffy January 27, 2022

granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010

Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.

Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023