Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.

Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!

by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011

ball vacuum

This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.

Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.

When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.

by 20Paige07 November 1, 2007

grab the vacuum

Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours

hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

Vacuum style

When performing "doggy style" sex, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. When this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. Now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. The man should make vacuum sounds as well. Works best with a dirty floor. Warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.

"Hey Olivia, where did you get that really bad rug burn on your face?"

"O, that...Oliver performed vacuum style sex last night."

by SouthWest3 January 29, 2009

Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.

In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.

by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009

Vacuum seal

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

by Brian Begais June 19, 2008

existential vacuum

The mindset that everything in life is meaningless

James was so caught up in an existential vacuum that he hung himself by his shoestrings

by Brian K November 26, 2003