Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

Vacuum-Job by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

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vacuum hicky

A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.

My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.

vacuum hicky by Juombie June 18, 2011

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vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

vacuum fairy by MrBJones June 11, 2013

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vacuum chamber

A community where people with similar ideas congregate and bounce identical or nearly identical ideas back and forth in order to re-affirm their beliefs without facing outside opposition.

Otherkin vacuum chambers often can be found on sites such as Tumblr, promoting the belief that a human can be something other than a human.

vacuum chamber by Bobbay Dean December 23, 2015