Unemployment

Going to work and relating to people through work is something a lot of people dont take for granted when they become unemployed. You can survive without work or a social life, but theres a sense that something is missing if people try to do it for an extended time.

Unemployment isnt usually something people do for their own amusement.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Unemployment line

The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview

"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"

by Dave-Landon July 17, 2016

unemployed

to jonese at home all day everyday

Tyson Oliveira has been unemployed for decades

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

unemployed

A bug ass nigga with no hoes n no job.

damn, he unemployed

by completelyinept December 11, 2016

unemployment

The #1 job for the Lazies in urban america. The job requirements are to be able to sit at home on your ass, smoke crack, and eat government cheese while waiting for your check

Sorry Tyrone I can't go to the bar, my unemployment check has not arrived

My drunk uncle thinks unemployment is the best job he has ever had

I'm going to have to wait for the bus in the niggaquarium so I can get to the unemployment office

by princesstartar February 5, 2013

unemployment weight

The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.

Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.

by Shotguys September 13, 2010

Unemployed

A state of being in which one does not hold a current job; being lazy because you have no choice; the reality that nobody wants to hire you.

Jackie is kicking ass at being unemployed!

by The Red85 August 1, 2012