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eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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Shove it up your ass

To forcibly insert an object into your anus
"Take your lifeline exercise card and shove it up your ass!"
by drploppy November 16, 2020
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shut yo bitch ass up

Oficially smacking down a prostitute or a whore when she becomes disrespectful. Also to be used for making someone unworthy of dialogue be quiet.
Shut yo bitch ass up, trick, and go get my money!
by Euroboi August 8, 2006
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dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.
"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."
by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008
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blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
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clap that ass up

when you beat someone in an activity (mostly used while playing uno) you clapped them up.
roger: play me again. im gonna clap that ass up
me: you got clapped 6 times in a row go put some socks on.
by yuurpdaddy October 2, 2018
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