When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.
by bbddrret October 1, 2013
Get the ultimate funny-bone mug.When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"
Guy to other person: Epic Fail.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009
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A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough
by Kingofdick March 8, 2020
Get the The ultimate cool person mug.A final, uncompromising demand for anal intercourse issued by a boyfriend or girlfriend to a boyfriend or girlfriend, the rejection of which leads to a severance of relations.
Boyfriend: "It has been three years and alls I wants is to snake on up there. In and out. Real quick like."
Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"
Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."
Girlfriend: "Fine."
Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"
Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."
Girlfriend: "Fine."
by D-balm May 23, 2008
Get the Ultimanal mug.The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009
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by kut17 October 21, 2010
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An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.
An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.
The ultimate sacrifice can be performed by:
Taking a bullet for one you love
Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit
Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack
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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct
Taking a bullet for one you love
Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit
Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack
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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct
by jmnthemchine October 22, 2013
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