unemploymentating

This is a portmanteau of "unemployment" and "marinating" meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time.

Greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.

by gretav2 December 27, 2009

unemployed

To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.

Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.

"Mate, we're gonner get UNEMPLOYED tonight!"
"What a good idea, Charles"

by defiti June 11, 2006

Unexpectable

Something that cannot be expected

Person 1: "What if Dick Cheney was our substitute teacher for the day?"
Person 2: "That's... really unexpectable."

by exodusprime May 9, 2010

unexpected

an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'

by MWAHu November 8, 2006

Unemployment

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.

"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."

by OB August 29, 2005

unexpectedtypingflea

when you tap the mouse pad accidentally and the cursor appears half way into the sentance you have already typed, but you can carry on typing anyway because you don't realise

boy: thaamazing though t would be
girl:wtf?
boy:omg, sorry, i just had an an unexpectedtypingflea, it should have been That would be amazing though

by procrastinateXY March 27, 2012

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016