Underwearassment

Imagine yourself comfortably walking around your house in your underwear when suddenly someone starts pounding on your front door. Underwearassment is the term used to describe the irrational panic you feel as you frantically search for a pair of pants and yell through the door that you will be there in just a second. More often than not you will never find a pair of pants and settle for a blanket or a towel.

Jane felt a frightening sense of underwearassment as she wrapped a towel around her waist and opened the door for Dan.

by Katy Lou July 1, 2007

underwear gravy

When a shart fills your shoes you have made a hearty batch of underwear gravy.

As we exited the train my stomach was clearly going to make underwear gravy.

by fartattack May 8, 2020

Dutchers Underwear

A mixed drink consisting of Early Times whiskey, diet tonic, pickle juice and a splash of grenadine. Named for the legendary underachiever artist Dutcher.

Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.

I slapped 3 bitches after my third Dutchers Underwear. Bitches ain't shit anyway

by DonaldDickstein September 1, 2016

Champion underwear

The company was established in 1919, in Rochester, New York, by Simon Feinbloom and his sons William and Abraham. Back then, the company was called the Knickerbocker Knitting Company. It made Clothes and underwear logo kinda sus

Person 1 : Hey nice Champion underwear!
Person 2 : thanks!
Person 1 : Flip it
Person 2 : what?

by Look i just want to have a nam February 9, 2022

dirty underwear

discovery of one's used condom by the subject's parents. the parent may or may not be aware that said child is already sexually active. creates serious tension/embarrassment between parent/child/child's significant other.

I'm in deep shit man my mom found my dirty underwear after last night.

by Mo025 January 9, 2009

Jean Underwear

Denim shorts that are so short, they might as well just be denim underwear.

Damn! I could see that bitch's ass cheeks 'cuz she was wearing jean underwear.

by Cut up not toasted yet June 26, 2008

Underwearist

Like a nudist but likes to hang out in only their underwear.

Person 1: I'm no nudist, I'm an underwearist.
Person 2: What's that?
Person: I only like to chill in my underwear.

by Ilikepi March 19, 2009